You may think you can hire your cousin’s boyfriend’s younger sister to help you around the house.
I am better. I have done this professionally for years. I am not a flake. I have taken personality tests indicating my fitness for problem solving and delivering premium customer service. I have a clean criminal background check. I am a licensed childcare provider. I have a chauffer’s license. I am Second Wife Certified.
You didn't know you needed me, did you?